Peaceful Existence & Exploration

On the planet Lhama Dhama in the Llamdromeda galaxy, lives a peaceful pack of Llamas. The Llamas lived quietly for many years trading with their neighboring planets, exploring the stars and trying to advance all Llamakind.

Competing Cousins

The Llamas chief competitor for trade and technology was their cousins, the Alpacas from the planet Alpacadon.  Alpacas and Llamas resemble each other and as they traded through out the galaxy, Alpacas and Llamas were often mistaken for each other.  While this did not bother the Llamas, it was considered a great insult for an Alpaca to be called a Llama.

The Spider Spitting Starts

One day, the Alpacas discovered a technology that allowed them to spit spiders.  These spiders could stick to and destroy nearly anything they hit. 

The Alpacas saw this technology as a way to eliminate the Llamas and expand their territory to include Llama Dhama.  They decided to attack the Llamas and if the Llamas wouldn’t surrender, then the Alpacas would try to bring about the end of the Llamas or Llamageddon.

A Llamahole Delivers Derrek

Fortunately for the Llamas, several years before the Alpacas attacked a Llama from Earth named Derrek was sucked through a Llama hole and deposited in the middle of the largest city on Llama Dhama, Llamadelphia.

Derrek wasn’t just any Llama from earth.It turns out that while he was traveling through the Llama hole, he learned all about science, technology and most importantly, Llasers.

With this knowledge, Derrek was able to help the Llamas of Llama Dhama make great strides in developing clean energy, advancing technology and generally making the lives of the Llamas better.

The Alpacas Attack

On a sunny, summer afternoon, the skies above Llama Dhama filled with Attacking Alpacas Spitting Spiders and spreading destruction.  Since the peaceful Llamas didn’t have a way to defend themselves. Their defeat was almost certain.

However, Derrek was able to use his knowledge of science to create and deploy a Llama Shield that delayed the Alpacas and kept them from invading the planet with their spider friends.

A Moment to Rest

With the Llama Shield in place, the Llamas had some time to prepare a defense.

In the Llama capital of Llamamington LC, Llama Congress asked for Llamanteers to help defend the planet. Derrek and a handful of Llamas stepped forward and offered to defend the planet.

Unfortunately, the Llamas had no weapons that could stop the Alpaca Spitting Spiders, so Derrek and the Llamanteers quickly began to develop some way to defend themselves. Derrek used his knowledge of science and technology to arm the Llamas with Llasers. The Llaser Llama Llegion was formed.

The Llaser Llama Llegion

The Leaders of the Llama Legion were Llamas named Llana, Lliam, Llilith, Lleroy, Lleilani and Derrek. Each of the Llamas brought a unique gifts to the Llama Legion.

The Llamas Strike Back

As the first Llama Shield weakened under the Alpaca attack, the Llaser Llama Llegion lept into action, using their Llasers to defend the planet and stop the Alpacas advance.

While the Llamas and Alpacas fought to a stalemate, Derrek continued to try to find some way to stop the Alpacas permanently. He was able to harness the hugely collective power of the Llaser Llamas Llasers to create a supremely, super shield that he dubbed the Ultimate Llama Shield.

The Ultimate Shield Saves the Day

Once he deployed the Ultimate Llama Shield the Alpacas realized that their spider spitting was useless against the Llaser Llamas and the Ultimate Llamas Shield. The Alpacas took the spider alliance and returned to their home planet of Aplacadon.

The Llamas of Llama Dhama were overjoyed to have defeated the Alpaca Attack and went back to living their best Llama Lives in peace and happily ever after…for a while…

To Be Continued…